When I was younger my mom's nickname for me was "sloth-boy".

Sometimes she would draw sloth-boy cartoons to entertain me, especially on days when I slept in until like 2pm and she left and went somewhere, she'd leave me notes with cartoons that said stuff like "sloth boy, when you wake up, tape my soap operas. I"ll be back at 5pm. If you're not up by then, I'll call FEMA to sterelize your room."

That wasn't a quote, it was an example of the type of note she would leave.